Caleb by Sarah McCarty

Caleb by Sarah McCartyCaleb by Sarah McCarty
Narrator: Tavia Gilbert
Series: Shadow Wranglers #1
Published by Tantor Media on 9/27/11
Genres: Paranormal, Romance

Full disclosure: DNF (50%)
Book: D+
Narration: B

I’ve read another book by this writer
Full of cowboys and writing that seemed tighter
“Pretty good” was my thought
“With a decent enough plot”
“I’ll try again if I want something lighter”

Since audio is surely my bent
And I had credits that languished unspent
I thought to try something new…
I should have checked a review
I’m disgruntled and now need to vent

The cowboys in this one are all vampire
And the heroine is set to expire
Killed by the hero
When his willpower hit zero
And his brothers to save him did conspire

The brothers have the last name of Johnson
(If that’s meant to be a pun it’s a bad one)
With the quantity of sex
And all this biting of pecs
I keep looking for a plot but there is none

Allie only drinks life’s blood from Caleb
“I’m a damn vegetarian” – there’s the rub
So she drinks then they screw
And finally when they’re through
I start rethinking my rating of “Jacob”

Here I pause in plot summary of prose
Every scene has him slicing her clothes!
She never gets nicked
It’s just threads that get picked
She’ll run out and what if it snows!?

I take issue with a lack of continuity
And am finding a lot of incongruity
In the kitchen! Now the bed!
But perhaps I misread
‘Cause it happened with total ambiguity

Then there’s part where the words were unclear
His cock seemed to speak (made me sneer)
He’s quite jealous, growls of “mine”
. o O(It gets old) – yes, I whine.
Must PNR to this line all adhere?

But the part that made me frown in disgust?
He chided her for not restraining her bust
His brothers were riled
So he acted like a child
And accused her of rousing their lust

I can say I liked the narration
With pauses of just right duration
It couldn’t save the prose
But hey that’s how it goes
Some books just can’t buy salvation

In closing I’m forced to admit
To this audio I couldn’t commit
I got half-way through
But that horse threw a shoe
It and I as a match were unfit

Audiobook Review Speed Dating – September 2011

Damien DamienJacquelyn Frank; Narrator: Xe Sands;
Length: 11 hrs 4 mins
Tantor Media, Inc. 2011
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Speed dating notes:

“Oooh, this one is a hunk of hotness and he sure knows how to show a girl a good time. Take him home for the night but not to meet Mom. He won’t be good for a long term relationship”

Story: C+
Narration: B+

The Vampire Prince Damien has seen and done it all but when he rescues Lycanthrope Princess Syreena from the series-wide nemesis, sparks fly and his life becomes interesting again. Syreena has lived a constricted life as her sister’s heir and giving in to her attraction to Damien will have repercussion not just for the lycanthropes but for the entire Nightwalker world. A shift away from demons as the central characters keeps this fourth book in the series relatively fresh and lots of steam and very good narration by Xe Sands make up for phrasing and sentence structure that’s more convoluted than necessary.

 

Blaze of Memory Blaze of MemoryNalini Singh; Narrator: Angela Dawe
Tantor Media, Inc. 2011
Length: 11 hrs 25 mins
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Speed dating notes:

“Oh, honey. I’ve seen you here six times before tonight. I really think we’d be compatible but those unexpected pauses when you speak that started showing up with your fourth outing make me worry for your health. And now you’re yawning while talking to me? No wonder you’re looking for a match; someone needs to vet you before you leave the house.”

Story: B+
Narration: D+

When a Psy with amnesia is dropped on Dev Santos’ door, he suspects she’s a Trojan horse meant to destroy the Shine organization but distrust soon turns to passion. Will they win the race against the clock to solve the mystery of her past? I liked the story a lot and congratulations on being the first PNR to make me cry but my mad love for this audiobook series has waned as strange pauses in Angela Dawe’s narration started showing up, ruining what is otherwise enjoyable storytelling.

 

Flowers for Her Grave Flowers for Her GraveJudy Clemens; Narrator: Tavia Gilbert
Length: 8 hrs 55 mins
Blackstone Audio, Inc. 2011
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Speed dating notes:

“Not my usual type but there is just something about you…I can’t take my eyes off you. I forget about you between date nights but when I know you are going to show up I practically stalk you. Your tragic history and struggle to overcome your emotional scars keep me coming back. If we do hook up, though, you’re going to have to get rid of your buddy, Death”

Story: B
Narration: B+

Casey Maldonado is a woman on the run from her past. This third series installment finds Casey in Florida and assuming a new identity as fitness instructor Daisy Gray. As Casey slowly starts to heal from the death of her family, her relationship with her constant companion – Death – has altered. Still a contentious one, Casey and Death are now interacting more like friends rather than adversaries. Solving the mysterious death of a resident of the Flamingo apartments pulls Casey into a twisty mass of blackmail, jealousy, and secrets. I really enjoy this series although this book less so than the previous two. The theme of health/exercise/maintaining outward appearances was over-emphasized and struck a discordant note for a book where the motivations for the central mystery had nothing to do with that. Casey is a very sympathetic character and Death makes for an amusing diversion. I am glad to see Casey starting to heal and the ending makes me oh so anxious for book four. The narration has done nothing but improve as the series continues, especially in the delivery of male voices, and I enjoyed Tavia Gilbert’s delivery.

The Tenth Parallel: Dispatches from the Fault Line Between Christianity and Islam by Eliza Griswold

The Tenth Parallel: Dispatches from the Fault Line Between Christianity and Islam by Eliza GriswoldThe Tenth Parallel: Dispatches from the Fault Line between Christianity and Islam by Eliza Griswold
Narrator: Tavia Gilbert
Published by Blackstone Audio on 8/17/10
Genres: Non-fiction

Book: B
Narration: B

From the book description on Goodreads.com:

“The tenth parallel, the line of latitude 700 miles north of the equator, is the defining metaphor of our time. An ideological front line stretching across two continents and nineteen countries, this is where Christianity and Islam collide—a profound encounter that shapes the lives of more than a billion people. It’s not just geographic; it’s demographic. The center of global faith lies in the jungles and buzzing megacities of Africa and Asia. Of the world’s 1.3 billion Muslims, more than half live along the tenth parallel, as do roughly 60 percent of the world’s 2 billion Christians. Here, as elsewhere, Christianity and Islam are growing faster than the world’s population.

The stories of The Tenth Parallel examine the complex relationships of religion, land, and oil, among other resources; local conflicts and global ideology; politics and contemporary martyrdom, both Islamic and Christian.”

This book marks my second audio venture into non-fiction. It is evenly divided between historical information on the growth and movement of Christianity and Islam in the region bordering the 10th parallel (with a focus on Africa, Indonesia, Malaysia, and the Philippines) and the author’s account of her interviews with people who live, worship, and evangelize there. Although definitely informative, I think more than anything what this book did was remind me how much I don’t know, pointed out how simplified my perspective on the conflict is, and provided me with enough information and varied perspectives to prompt me to ask more intelligent questions.

I picked this audiobook up after reading an article that briefly analyzed Islam as, in part, a political structure that evolved as a response to a lack of centralized government and as an aid to survival in a harsh environment with limited resources. A logical hypothesis that, while not exactly a paradigm shift, at least started something of a sea-change in my perceptions of the conflict. Although this book didn’t visit that idea with as much depth as I was expecting/hoping, that ended up being a good thing. I was initially displeased with the quantity of personal accounts but the fact that this book was an even combination of history and anecdotal stories from the author’s time in the region limited my ability to hold the information at a strictly analytical distance.

Although there are some typical themes outlined such as religion as a tool for imperialism, I was fascinated by several topics in particular that I just hadn’t really thought about before. Some examples:

  • The impact the Tsetse fly had in halting organized conversion attempts from moving south of the 10th parallel
  • The outline of the Cold War era attempt by the West to employ Islam as a tool to halt the spread of communism in the Middle-East, including the search for a “Muslim Billy Graham” who would see atheistic communism as the same threat the Christian West did
  • “Herein lies one of the striking enigmas about religion. Faith grows faster under pressure.” and the analysis that in America, 9/11 initiated a growth spurt in Islam
  • Although aware of the use of relief aid (specifically food) as a tool for recruitment or conversion, I was still startled at the described perception (while discussing Islam in the area of Malaysia) that much of the transmission of Western culture, from KFC to Brittany Spears, is part of an effort by the Christian West to turn Muslims from their faith
  • The disparity between Christianity as practiced in the West and as practiced around the 10th parallel
  • Conversion and living a life of faith is as often a political, economic, or survival decision as it is a mystical experience or calling
  • The analysis that from a historical perspective, conflict in Christianity and Islam was found in “The complicated bids for power inside them more that the conflicts between them.”

I doubt that anyone approaching this book with a fully formed opinion will come away from it with that opinion significantly altered. Regardless of your views on the conflict, though, the first-person interviews provide a valuable perspective from the inhabitants of that region. The geographical area under discussion comprises a large area and the 10th parallel division makes for a nice core to structure the narrative around but it should go without saying that there are other areas at play in this topic. The ending seemed abrupt and lacked any hint of a cohesive analysis or conclusion and I’m not 100% convinced the author holds an unbiased view but as someone with an unfortunate knee-jerk tendency to shut off my brain at the merest hint of a discussion surrounding religious fundamentalism, I admire the author’s (and narrator’s) ability to engage me in thought without triggering that reaction.

I have to hand it to Tavia Gilbert; I don’t think I would have gotten through this book on paper. Her narration was uncommonly clear and adept at pulling me through an occasionally dense and potentially confusing mix of people, cultures, and locations.  I do wish I had a paper copy so I could tell if the emphasis in quoted conversations was textually indicated or narrator choice. I now also have a better understanding of the different narration styles dictated by the fiction/non-fiction divide.

In the end, this book left me with more questions than definitive answers but I think that’s a good state to be in after only one book on the topic.